Effin Birds Desk Calendar. Fuck pelican stainless steel water bottle $35.00. But most importantly, let these effin’ birds bring you joy.

Featuring detailed illustrations of badly behaved bird types along with entertaining captions, rude remarks, plenty of swearing and an impactful amount of humour, this calendar. Look no further than this daily desktop calendar, featuring flocks of brazen birds who aren’t afraid to shout their profane truth from the skies.